June 4, 2012

Someone left a nasty note on my car in the parking garage, I have a two degree fever, I just got a speeding ticket for going 5mph over the limit, and I’m rapidly coming to the realization that I have no business ever even attempting to speak/write/comprehend Arabic

Today is not my day -.-

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shut up erica

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lolwut dugong it's the cow of the sea thewaywardfae hayley understands

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doctor who stormageddon lolwut i don't even like this show but i do love me some stormageddon

spreadingaplagueoflulz:

“Are you suffering?”

“…Are you asking me if I have my period right now?”

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omg lol lolwut emilie autumn my mom used to do that to me complete with the growly screaming voice would just come up at random times of day and be like 'ARE YOU SUFFERING' 'WELL I WASN'T BUT NOW I AM SO THANKS FOR THAT' she will never let me forget emilie autumn what is my family

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June 3, 2012

lionhattedgirl: OH lawd!

lionhattedgirl:

OH lawd!

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i think i might hate your dog a little bit he's too cute to be real i think he's stuffed lionhattedgirl this is my best friend

mellijelly:

Talking about shark birth is more normal than talking about elephant sex.　

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these are my friends mellijelly thewaywardfae y'all are ridiculous to the extreme

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Gravity, My Old Nemesis, We Meet Again: So I might be knitting Link's hat from scratch.

lionhattedgirl:

batmansrobyn:

lionhattedgirl:

I have this beautiful hand spun and hand dyed yarn and I didn’t know what to do. So I just started mucking about, and then. Well.

I’ll update you when I know. And maybe post the pattern? If you’d like it.

I WANT MY BLANKET, BITCH

Yes’m! I’m trying to…

Whatever. What. Ever. I see how high I rank on your priority list.

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lionhattedgirl this is my best friend

So I might be knitting Link’s hat from scratch.

lionhattedgirl:

I have this beautiful hand spun and hand dyed yarn and I didn’t know what to do. So I just started mucking about, and then. Well.

I’ll update you when I know. And maybe post the pattern? If you’d like it.

I WANT MY BLANKET, BITCH

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crafts please stop me legend of zelda

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So my brother is reading "50 Shades of Grey"

  • Brother: They have sex like every two pages! They have sex everywhere, I mean like even in an elevator!
  • Me: Oh yeah I've read some fanfics with that.
  • Brother: No, this is different. There's like, bondage, and he ties her up, and he... Spanks her!
  • Me: Not impressive.
  • Brother: What? How?
  • Me: Dude I read fanfics, fanfics that are better written than that trilogy.
  • Brother: no, you just don't get it. This is different, like full on porn, typed out, that people actually talk about.
  • Me: You really don't understand what Fanfiction is, do you?

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i recently had to explain fifty shades of grey to my family and then there was awkward silence and then my brother goes 'whatever erica reads that shit all the time she just does it for free on the internet' and there was dead silence and then my mother burst out laughing what is my family even

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